It’s too early for this crap. | Life

I’m not really a morning person. I get up early because I like to find a decent parking spot at work. Like everyone else, I’m pretty much just going through the motions between 5:30 AM an 7:00 AM. This morning, I probably scared my roommate with a few screeches. There was a fly in my bathroom.

Now, stop snickering. First I was just annoyed by it’s overly loud buzzing as it flew repeatedly into the lights and mirror with seeming randomness. Then it started getting closer to me. Buzzing by my head. Back to slamming itself into the mirror and lights.

Buzzzzzzz…Buzzzz….Buzz..right into my chest! What the hell?!?